Furious Nigerian ladies will attack men who travel to Eritrea
By Ahmed Musa Husaini
Nigerians have a sense of humour that is beyond surpassing, matchless! We can amuse ourselves amidst hopeless situations and scary possibilities.
For the good of it, it helps us cope with daily doses of maladministration we have been used to, and for the bad of it, it puts us in a state of sheepish submission and resignation by always expanding the boundaries of Nigerian humour to accommodate the extremely miserable and dysfunctional Nigerian reality.
Eritreans owe Nigerians a great deal of gratitude. Even though the joke originated from Kenya, but we helped place Eritrea on an international spotlight by exposing the world to the Eritrean side of feminine beauty that has never before this widely explored.
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And for all those already in Eritrea or have their Eritrean visa requests pending, you will all come back home empty handed, to face a terrible scorn from the Nigerian ladies you have abandoned.
Then you shall realise what exactly the English playwright and poet, Ogbeni William Congreve meant by saying:
Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.
God knows innocent Ahmed didn’t go anywhere..
