Politics

GOBE! Lawmaker grabs prime minister’s balls, throws him off stage…VIDEO here

He presented him flowers, then grabbed him by the balls and…you’ve gotta WATCH the video.

“I’m ready to die for Nigeria over social media bill” – Senator Na’Allah

Na’Allah: “Let me tell you, I am ready to give my life to doing what is good for this country.”

Corruption: “I’m one of the angels” – Ezekwesili

Ezekwesili: “I know the implication of ill-gotten wealth.”

“Buhari, APC won’t monopolise NTA, other public media” – Lai Mohammed

Mohammed said he was frustrated with the way NTA shut him out during Goodluck Jonathan’s administration.

Photos: The “many” faces of AIT boss Raymond Dokpesi as EFCC drags him to court

What do you make of these Dokpesi faces?

Benefits of Facebook training to Nigerian senators and their aides

“More senators will be able to get direct feedback on what Bills and Motions their constituents want to see.”

Mark Zuckerberg wants to teach Nigerian senators how to use Facebook

We’re not sure Zuck will come in person. But we know he’s sent a training team.

FULL LIST: Buhari deploys Fashola to power ministry; Amaechi to transportation; see other portfolios here

Buhari will head the Ministry of Petroleum. Click to see the complete list.

“RCCG vs Amosun”: Ogun governor demolished church in retaliation over express road “repairs,” journalist blasts

Three days after the church “fixed” a problem the governor should have, Ogun State demolished one of the church buildings.

Lamorde Out! Buhari fires embattled EFCC chairman

Lamorde has been in the middle of allegations the EFCC, under his watch, could not account for N1 trillion worth of recovered loots.

WATCH: This is corruption according to Rotimi Amaechi

Amaechi: “Corruption is very difficult to define. It is a very wide concept.”

El-Rufai: “I said ‘go and jump,’ NOT ‘go and die’”… What’s the difference?

What will happen to anyone who climbs Kufena Hills and jumps without a parachute?

“Na Buhari kill Fela,” Nigerian rapper Eedris Abdulkareem says

Fela’s son, Femi Kuti, had to run to the stage to stop Abdulkareem from doing further damage.

Clark, the father; Jonathan, the son…By Reuben Abati

“If Jonathan had won the election, these same persons would have remained in the corridors of power, displaying all forms of ethnic triumphalism.”

Jessica: Nigerian lawmaker’s daughter “kidnaps self to extort money from dad”

Jessica’s friends were even able to get Mavins boss Don Jazzy to join in the campaign…on Instagram. Chai!

“Femi Adeshina tweets like a common blogger,” Nigerians poke fun at Buhari’s media aide after “unprofessional” tweets

Of course, we don’t share the sentiments expressed by these tweeps. They’re on their own!

Heartless! “Alamieyeseigha is NOT dead. Na lie!” Nigerians claim

“If he could pretend to be a woman, then he can pretend to be dead,” they say.