A 22-year-old factory worker, John Onuoha allegedly placed the pressing iron on his 9-year-old niece’s back and hand after accusing her of stealing his money.
Citizens are yet to begin to feel the pang of the development and can only hope for a quick resolution of the contending issues between NUPENG and the Federal Government.
“Right now, this toddler is unconscious, with all the paraphernalia of rape…bruises on her thigh, fracture of the right femur, gaping hole in the private part.”
The peaceful protesters have reportedly stormed the complex with their mats, cooking pots and other items while chanting songs and making their demand.
Tshidi Ngwenya, said to be an enthusiastic dead poser, died in Pretoria after swallowing her tongue during one of her many poses while her friends cheered her on.
“Where, therefore, the holy man of God refuses to review his decision to resign, CASER shall seek an order of court to compel him to remain as the general overseer.”
