Why Adesua Etomi should not be marrying Banky W

I’m not even joking.

Why is everyone acting as if this is the best news since The Queen approved Nigeria’s independence?

If no one is bold enough to say it – let me help you all: Banky is using his celebrity status, his fine looks, his bank balance, and everything else he has, to rob many of us young, eligible men of an opportunity to have one of the most eligible Nigerian bachelorettes to ourselves.

I mean, he slid into her DM. When she’s not even following me back, how will I be able to send her a DM?

Then Mo Abudu went and cast them together in The Wedding Party. He even kissed her, yeepa!

There are many men like me who have liked Adesua from afar. We have admired her, wanted her, even chased her in our dreams. Just when I was saving up money and waiting to ‘blow’ so she can at least look my side, Banky, the singer-director-actor-ladies man who can have any girl he wants (God knows how many he has had sef) decides it’s Adesua he wants.

Where’s third mainland bridge please – I want to jump