These 5 Types Of Uber Drivers Will Drive You Nuts

We need to have a discussion on these Uber/Taxify drivers that won’t let us breathe.

1. The Interrogator

This one starts off as a nice guy, asking if you are having a good day and at first, just appears to be polite, until you realize he has been bombarding you with unnecessary questions for the past five minutes and you’ve not even had enough space to scream “please just leave me alone”.

2. The Entrepreneur

Within five minutes of entering the car, this one would find a way to sneak it into the conversation that driving an Über is just what he does on the side and that he has ‘start-ups’ that he has been ‘pushing’ for a while. He rattles off to a point of ad nauseam and for the first time in your life, you start to consider jumping out of a moving car.

3. The Creep

Immediately you step into his car, you start having a feeling of general unease, you can’t quite place your thumb on it, but it possibly could be his Fedora or the smell of stale sweat that has suddenly activated your fight or flight mode. Any sudden movement from him and you are already at alert, but fortunately you aren’t dying that day, or maybe he just doesn’t consider you ‘meat’ enough.

4. The Artist

You are just settling into the car and your ear catches the horrid tune, five minutes lateryou just can’t take it anymore and tell him to “stop that horrible song”, after doing as commanded, he casually mentioned that that was his mixtape, now you feel really bad, then after some uncomfortable seconds he insists you must hear the next track, maybe you’d like it, just to be nice you said okay, and then your ears bled till you got to your destination.

5. The One Whose Life Is Falling Apart

He has been having car troubles that has basically been gulping his returns, his landlord is threatening to evict him, the car is littered because he has been very unstable and been on the move, to top it all off, he is not concentrating cause he is on the phone desperately trying to convince everyone on his phone list to borrow him money.

Wow. God save me.