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13 punchlines from Sunday Oliseh’s “my critics are insane” video

Sunday Oliseh: “This is madness!”

“Sunday Oliseh is an ineffectual buffoon, as*wipe, smokes weed” – popular female blogger

The blogger said she suspects Sunday Oliseh may be smoking weed.

“You are mad,” Nigerians reply Sunday Oliseh

Oliseh has also fled Nigerian because of Super Eagles witches, reports say.

“You’re insane!” Sunday Oliseh blasts former Super Eagles stars, critics

Sunday Oliseh: “I am addressing this insanity that has befallen some of our critics…”

De Gea, Courtois shine as Chelsea deny Manchester United

Both goalies were too hot for the attackers. Too hot!

“Apologise and resign” – Valencia legend tells Gary Neville

“I may be ignorant, but I’m surprised he hasn’t. I thought he was honest.”

“I can’t look my family in eye” – Gary Neville said that?

Gary Neville: “This was one of my most painful nights in football.”

No Mercy! Police officer jailed for posting Lionel Messi’s passport online

A Dubai court ruled that the sergeant had breached the Argentine forward’s privacy.

“I’m leaving Chelsea” – By John Terry

“I want to come back as a Chelsea supporter in years to come with my kids.”

FA Cup: Hazard scores again as Chelsea outclass MK Dons

Chelsea fans will now hope Hazard gets his first Premier League goal of the season.

Wembley awaits! Liverpool in Capital One Cup final after edging Stoke City

They will face Manchester City or Everton at Wembley.

Chelsea just sold Ramires to a club in China

Ramires made 251 appearances for Chelsea, scoring 34 goals.

Football business: Peter of P-Square flies with Yakubu Aiyegbeni to Europe

No, Peter’s not considering a career in football. It’s all business.

“Say it to my face that I killed my son” – Rashidi Yekini’s mother dares lawyer

“I pray I see him before I die because he accused me that I killed my son.”

#BallondOr: Here’s the 2015 FIFA World XI

FIFA FIFPro World XI: Is your favourite player on the list?

Football fan scams wife, “cunningly” names daughter after favourite club

Could this be the scam of the decade?

From Ajegunle to Watford: 14 Odion Ighalo facts you must deal with

He was rejected by Italian side Udinese. They’d wish they knew better.

Nigeria’s Super Falcons moves up, ranks 37th in the world

The Super Falcons of Nigeria are the undoubted queens of African football.