“My pastor’s new porsche car will make demons shout ‘Jesus!'” – COZA member boasts

Pastor Fatoyinbo of COZA (in blue suit) is reportedly the first Nigerian to drive this kind of porsche on Nigerian soil.

In the Bible, the holy book of Christians, it is written that at the mention of the name of Jesus evil spirits (or demons) will flee.

We’ve got an upgrade. Demons won’t just flee. They will actually shout “Jeeesus!” as they flee. And you won’t have to mention the name of Jesus as you can simply intimidate the demons with new luxury cars.

Here we go…

The mere sight of a new luxury car that just landed in the hands of the senior pastor of an Abuja-based church will make demons take to their heels, a church member close to the pastor has claimed.

Ayinde Olalekan, a member of the Commonwealth of Zion Assembly (COZA), rose in defence of his pastor who was just “given” a brand new Taraga 911 S4 Porsche.

Checks by NewsroomNG shows the car costs at least N25 million.

Olalekan said Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo and his wife deserved the luxury ride. Fatoyinbo is the first Nigerian to ride the car on Nigerian soil, Soetan claimed in a Facebook post on Thursday.

Prosperity-preaching Nigerian pastors have come under heavy criticisms in the past for allegedly living luxurious lives at the expense of their members, many of them impoverished.

Mrs Modele Fatoyindo tries out the new porsche.

COZA, it appears, is however filled with “rich” members. But that did not stop Nigerians from criticising Fatoyinbo and everything about his new porsche ride.

Olalekan said those who criticised the COZA pastor over the new ride “are ignorant.”

“Last night I was privileged to witness the unveiling of my Father’s brand new (tear nylon) Taraga 911 S4 Porshce, the first on Nigerian soil,” he said.

“The sound of the machine alone can make a demon scream Jeeesus.

“Now I have read a few comments (especially from guys on the other side) and I am not surprised. Now you need to know some certain truths about Pastor Biodun and Modele Fatoyinbo.

“I did not just bump or stumble into them, I was raised by them, lived with them and grew under their tutelage.

“So this is not a paid ad or piece for public appeasement on an earth shaking machine. First, that machine was a gift.

“Someone actually said what has he done to get such a gift? Wrong question.

“The right question is what has he not done to get such a gift. This is a man and woman who emerged from the last layer of the thinnest depth of the earth, withering through three dimensional storms.

Olalekan did not clarify whether one of the storms was a 2013 sex scandal Fatoyinbo got embroiled in.

Blogger Ese Walters (right) named Fatoyinbo in a 2013 sex scandal he's yet to respond to...as promised. — Blogger Ese Walters (right) named Fatoyinbo in a 2013 sex scandal he’s yet to respond to…as promised.

Fatoyinbo promised to “give a robust response” to the allegations. He is yet to fulfil that promise.

But Olalekan is not interested in that. His mind, apparently, is fixed on the new wonder-working car. He said the Fatoyinbos deserved it because of the many lives they have touched in positive ways.

Hear him:

They have touched lives, raised people, built hope, inspired change, led a Kingdom revolutionary move, spearheaded a new wave, birthed a new generation, set the original kingdom perspective, defy norms, shifted paradigm, switched thinking, torn veils, removed scales, helped people across the continents of the earth and reached out to billions on a regular basis.

Pastor Biodun and Modele have changed lives, helped people, paid bills, fed many, clothed the high and low.

They have built institutions, supported governments and reached out to humanity at EVERY LEVEL and still on motion. ALL TO THE GLORY OF JESUS.

So tell me; don’t you think a Porsche GIFT is the least for such Generals. I wonder what will happen when Dad gets the gift of the BRAND NEW GULFSTREAM (AEROSPACE) G650ER. It comes with an AMBULANCE anyway!
Pastor Biodun is not just a (regular Joe) Man of God, he is the Chief of solution sent to fix earths raging problems, and there are many of us so deal with this.

And before you develop paralysis caused by analysis which causes its victim to multiply words without wisdom, pause… think again…! who really deserves a Porsche? The kid at the corner of the street waxing albums with half naked girls… or the Generals reaching out to a dying World, building meaningful destinies, helping people and solving real life threatening problems. Who?