Makeup-mania: Two hilarious ways to decode the true “freshness” of a lady’s face
By Tomiwa Olajide
Meehn! Ladies have found the holy grail of beauty o. The new makeup kits are truly powerful.
I have seen unbelievable before and after pictures. Add to that photo editing apps and Instagram filters and you suddenly realize that guys are in trouble!
Going to her house early doesn’t work anymore. Shoutout to all the smart babes that can never be caught off guard!
If you don’t have the Spirit of God to discern what is truly behind the intricate construction of fine clay and deft strokes that would have made Michelangelo look crass, don’t panic.
I’ve got two revelations for you.
One. The swimming pool solution
Whenever you meet you a babe you like, don’t take her to some fancy restaurant or try to form bad guy. Take her to a sport shop, buy her a swim suit and head straight to the pool. Haha!
Two. The power of a heavy downpour
So either you do this or you go out together during rainy season. You know how people who are house hunting in Lagos go for inspection after rain? Exactly! If you’re lucky, rain will fall. You just have to make sure she doesn’t escape. Tell her you want to sing twinkle, twinkle little star in the rain, “just like when we were kids.”
I wish you the best bruh! *fisttochest* *takes cover*
