15 hilarious and horrible things only OAU students will understand

One.

#OAUstories #AwoHall where u get back to ur room at 2am, meet a total stranger on ur bed telling u not to disturb his sleep.

— WILD CHILD (@Mr_Tofunmi) December 23, 2015

Two.

Deeper life and their funny crusade themes. Apostetistene. Raisokoliko. Koinonia. 😂#OAUstories

— #FathersMatterToo (@iamTROL) December 23, 2015

Three.

physics dept be like "We added 300 marks to everyone's mark" yet 90% still fail the course. @OAU_gossipz #oaustories

— Salami Azeez Abiodun (@Graffiti06) December 23, 2015

Four.

#OAUStories 1 400L guy will just come from nowhere & will use tutorial n past questions to collect the babe u've been nurturing since PD:'(

— IG: @MCsimbal (@MCsimbal) December 23, 2015

Five.

Professors be like A is for God B is for me C is for my wife D is for my kids E and F are yours. #OAUstories

— A$AP BANKY (@Bankydd) December 23, 2015

Six.

OAU politicians be stringing non-related big words together to look legit. 'Constantinople ambiguity is our antiquity'.. 😂😂😂 #OAUstories

— SuperWoman (@zahra_areli) December 23, 2015

Seven.

Throughout my strike experience on campus, I was asked virtually all these questions #OAUstories pic.twitter.com/kspUHencBp

— FA. (@femi20c) December 23, 2015

Eight.

Part 1 law students will now pack themselves in one corner of amphi during PHL 101 class, looking like used tom tom packets.. #OAUstories

— DML (@itzdml) December 22, 2015

Nine.

When you roommate starts checking out leadership quotes, the next question to ask is - What post are you running for? #OAUstories

— #OAUSTORIES (@OAUEVENTS) December 22, 2015

Ten.

The higher you go, the shorter you become... talking about Law Female Students' Skirts. #OAUStories

— One Great Woman (@Orifunke) December 22, 2015

Eleven.

Guys get broke and start visiting their female friends to eat free food..😒 #OAUstories

— Subulola Jiboye (@MissSophronia) December 22, 2015

Twelve.

Once you become an OAU student, you pledge your age to OAU till further notice. Don't expect to graduate at an early age. #OAUStories

— One Great Woman (@Orifunke) December 22, 2015

Thirteen.

When your car is fresher than your lecturer's, you are coming back next year #OAUstories

— The Pride Of Ife (@OAU_gossipz) December 22, 2015

Fourteen.

You are cooking rice and someone from the third room comes to tell you 'please remember that I don't like much pepper' #oaustories

— Ogunleye Taiwo (@afreekat) December 22, 2015

Fifteen.

When you walk into a lecturers office and all he says is : i like the space in btween your legs ... My #OAUstories

— IG : teevybez_diva (@teevybez_4eva) December 23, 2015

Seems this guy started it on Tuesday night.

Fun all the way tonight, as we'd be having a fun tag. Join the convo by 9pm with the hashtag #OAUstories

— The Pride Of Ife (@OAU_gossipz) December 22, 2015

If dem gbab you...