Show your RCCG boyfriend you’re quality “wife material” in 10 simple steps
General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) Pastor Enoch Adeboye recently told men not to marry ladies who can’t cook or pray for one hour at a stretch.
Dating an RCCG brother in the Lord? Want to hook him for life? Read on.
1. Find and join one RCCG church.
That is not hard at all. We’re sure a branch is located on your street.
2. Join the prayer band and kabash like there’s no tomorrow.
3. Buy Adeboye’s prayer book…
Place it where boo will always see it (Hang it on the wall if you have to).
4. When boo calls you to come over, tell him you’re at Redemption Camp for special prayers.
5. He wants to take you out to dinner? Invite him over instead and prepare local food.
6. When you attend a wedding party together, complain about the jollof rice and tell him how your vegetable soup is so much better.
7. Continually disturb him with pictures of food you found on Instagram.
8. When you go visit him and you find him watching Manchester United play Chelsea, tell him…
9. Regularly ignore his first calls. When he calls back and asks where you were, say…
10. When you visit him at home and you meet his mother, give them a press briefing about your latest recipe discovery.
You’re now 10 steps closer to ending up like this…
…even like this…
But we know you can’t do this by your power.
So place your right hand on your chest and pray…
Don’t stop until a full hour passes, at least..
