OPINION: Nigeria a fragmentation of foreign confusion, By Kayode Badmus
We eat Chinese
We get casual jobs from the Lebanese
While our mummy’s lace is Swiss
Our girls fix Brazilian
Your girlfriend carries Peruvian
Our OAPs’ accent is American
Even our garri is now Indian
Our reality is South African
Your daddy’s cigar is Cuban
While my pastor’s suits are Italian
In my discombobulation, I realized…
Our President’s medical is British
And even your cheap phone has been used by the British
…we are simply Nigerians with a fragmentation of foreign confusion!
*Photo: President Muhammadu Buhari, Senate President Bukola Saraki…prays.
