LOL! What Nigerian politicians say about the weather
Journalist: “What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it?”
Information and culture minister Lai Mohammed
“This is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.”
Presidential media aide Femi Adesina
“Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature.”
Lagos governor Akinwunmi Ambode
“We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.”
Petroleum minister Ibe Kachikwu
“I assure you the heat will disappear by 2:00 p.m. 29th May.”
Senate president Bukola Saraki
“Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but I opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.”
Former president Goodluck Jonathan
“This heat was not this bad when I left office but Nigerians did not appreciate me.”
Edo governor Adams Oshiomhole
“Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research.”
Kaduna governor Nasir El-Rufai
“We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.”
Osun governor Rauf Aregbesola
“I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.”
Africa’s richest man Aliko Dangote
“Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.”
Senator Ben Murray-Bruce (tweets)
“When naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.”
Former finance minister Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
“Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change.”
President Muhammadu Buhari (speaks from somewhere outside Nigeria)
“This heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.”
Power, works and housing minister Babaunde Fashola
“I don’t know anything about the weather. If you think it’s too hot, ask Buhari.”
Source: Nigerians on Facebook..
